"I see Cohen’s lost his touch. If you knew him when—when he used to believe in the work. In the struggle. And now, he rots in that never-land waiting for someone to come and tell him that he’s still got it. I suppose that’s why he let you live.”-Andrew Ryan
this show’s comedic timing tho
You’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That’s right… I’m that llama. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
"Once, I called you brother. Once, I thought the chance to make you laugh was all I ever wanted."
Noatak (x) Tarrlok
Bioshock Infinite - requested by anonymous